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Mimes and Bell Ringers


Category: philosophies

The main reason that mimes are better than Salvation Army Bell Ringers is that mimes, at least, have the decency to remain quiet. The second reason that mimes are better is that everybody agrees that mimes should be tortured into extinction.

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