The other day I made a humorous, fake interview with a Google Worshipper. This was based on some lunch time jokes with co-workers. What a wonderful bit of fiction, I thought. Turns out I was wrong.
A brief search turned up the fact that there really is a Church of Google. The web site shows that they have given this way too much thought. They have all of their reasons for believing, prayers, and holidays. Apparently, to find salvation you must simply search for it.
It just goes to show, it's all out there on the Internet.
You gotta pick the right guy to do the job.
Go out now and vote for LibertyBob.