I've had a bad case of the flu all week. It has left me all whiny and pathetic. So, here I present an ode to my misery, with appologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.
I am the very model of a whiny, pissy little bitch
My head is painy, nose is drainy, and my throat and lungs all itch
I spray all over when I sneeze
And coughing brings me to my knees
Kill me now, if you would please
And leave my body in a ditch
I'm glad you could take the time to share my pain, if not my virus. Have a good day
You gotta pick the right guy to do the job.
Go out now and vote for LibertyBob.