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Ode to Flu


Category: poetry

I've had a bad case of the flu all week. It has left me all whiny and pathetic. So, here I present an ode to my misery, with appologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

I am the very model of a whiny, pissy little bitch
My head is painy, nose is drainy, and my throat and lungs all itch
I spray all over when I sneeze
And coughing brings me to my knees
Kill me now, if you would please
And leave my body in a ditch

I'm glad you could take the time to share my pain, if not my virus. Have a good day

Comments (2)

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