From time to time, I have posted on this site interviews with various people. Often, the people involved were not capable of being physically present. For those interviews, I have had the help of my psychics. Since you folks may be curious about these mental marvels, I thought I would interview them.
Well, they are psychic. They knew I was planning to do an interview and, in anticipation of that, they sent me the answers to the questions I was going to have asked. (Please pardon any problems with verb tense when I’m talking with or about precognitive persons.)
With that, the psychics say I was going to have choked on my beverage, fallen over, and crushed my skull. Good thing they knew how to keep the boss alive. I love having psychics on the staff!
You gotta pick the right guy to do the job.
Go out now and vote for LibertyBob.