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VP Hillary


Category: politics

I've been hearing rumors that Hillary Clinton may want to be John Kerry's running mate in the upcoming presidential election. She would actually want to be the vice president. Wow.

There's not really much chance of that happening though. For one thing, Kerry wants to win and, though there is nothing wrong with a female VP, I don't think Hillary is the one to do it.

Of course the primary reason that she won't be chosen: John Kerry wakes up every night screaming, "I've been Foster-ized!"

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