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No More Race to Nebraska


Category: politics

It looks like the race is off. Nebraska legislators changed that state's safe haven law so only babies less than thirty days old can be dropped off. This means no more teenagers from other states being disposed of by their parents in Nebraska.

There goes my business plan. I intended to start a service where charter busses drove parents and their unwanted children to Nebraska from other states. Can you imagine a bus load of parents and screaming teenagers rolling out of Florida on their way to the flatlands of Nebraska, only to roll out again without the kids? On the way back, the bus could hit every casino where I could strike a deal for kick-backs.

Yep, it's a sad day for my business plan. I'll have to go back to my old way of helping people get rid of their kids, getting kick-backs from military recruiters.

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