UPDATE: A Black Hawk County, Iowa man is recuperating from a gun shot wound. The authorities have arrested a Chicago man in connection with the crime. Read all about it here.
When will Iowans learn that people from Chicago are evil and must be avoided at all costs? It won’t do any good but I call for retaliatory strikes. We must infiltrate them with our best lantern-wielding cows and settle this once and for all.
I’ll have more as it becomes available.
You gotta pick the right guy to do the job.
Go out now and vote for LibertyBob.